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katrina.
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a big dreamer.
i can't wait to fly.
and no, i don't use.
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In here lies my shallowness, random thoughts, pictures, rants, senseless blabberings, brainfarts, un-expressed frustrations, happy thoughts and anything else swimming around aimlessly in my mind.
nar·cot·ic (när-ktk)
noun.
1. An addictive drug, such us opium or morphine, that reduces pain, alters mood and behavior, and usually induces sleep or stupor.
2. A soothing, numbing agent or thing
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and procrastination is aiding and abetting.
“ And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Someday I will rule the world. But for now, I sit on my favorite bean bag and eat cookies.
I need one of these before the first day of school. I can’t keep throwing my phone against the wall when the alarm goes off.
#5- Sfera alarm: Hangs from ceiling; every time the snooze button is hit, it slowly retracts toward the ceiling by 20 cm; after a few more snoozes, it’s so high up you need to stand up to turn it off.
#4- Anemone: Vibrates violently, throws itself off your nightstand, and rumbles around your bedroom until you get up to turn it off. The “off” button is also difficult to find.
#3- Clocky: Every time the snooze button is hit, this clock rolls off your nighstand and “hides”; you need to get up to find it to turn it off.
#2- Blowfly: This cunning clock takes flight when its alarm rings and buzzes with an irritating insect-like hum, forcing you awake to chase it around the room and slow it back into its base.
#1- Puzzle clock: When the alarm rings, a four-piece jigsaw puzzle is fired into the air, and the alarm will not stop until the pieces are found and slotted into place on top.
“ No one laughs at God in a hospital. No one laughs at God in a war. No one laughs at God when their airplane starts to uncontrollably shake. No one laughs at God when the cops knock on their door and they say “we got some bad news, sir”. No one’s laughing at God when they’re saying their goodbyes.
-- Regina Spektor
I always see people in the movies sucking in helium and singing in this incredible chipmunk voice. AND I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY TO DO THAT!
Where on Earth can I get helium?
I’d sing all day with that voice. It might sound better than my actual singing voice.
I’d go around the apartment and annoy everyone. Then I’d go around the building and annoy the neighbors.
