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nar·cot·ic (när-ktk)
noun.
1. An addictive drug, such us opium or morphine, that reduces pain, alters mood and behavior, and usually induces sleep or stupor.
2. A soothing, numbing agent or thing

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Thursday

Top 5 Most Effective Alarm Clocks

I need one of these before the first day of school. I can’t keep throwing my phone against the wall when the alarm goes off.

#5- Sfera alarm: Hangs from ceiling; every time the snooze button is hit, it slowly retracts toward the ceiling by 20 cm; after a few more snoozes, it’s so high up you need to stand up to turn it off.

#4- Anemone: Vibrates violently, throws itself off your nightstand, and rumbles around your bedroom until you get up to turn it off. The “off” button is also difficult to find.

#3- Clocky: Every time the snooze button is hit, this clock rolls off your nighstand and “hides”; you need to get up to find it to turn it off.

#2- Blowfly: This cunning clock takes flight when its alarm rings and buzzes with an irritating insect-like hum, forcing you awake to chase it around the room and slow it back into its base.

#1- Puzzle clock: When the alarm rings, a four-piece jigsaw puzzle is fired into the air, and the alarm will not stop until the pieces are found and slotted into place on top.


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